Letra de 'Blonde Boyz' de Cyndago

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
Bleached hair, fair skin
Makes the lady swoon

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
Chillin' out, maxin'
Relaxin' all cool!

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
Catch me in the tub
A quarter half-passed two

I'm Tommy!
I'm Ethan!
And I'm Jerome!
Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

What's up?
I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen
Slaying all these women
With my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies
Besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys

With my ribbon baton
I drink lots of soda
And hang out at the mall
I used to skateboard
But I knocked out a ball
All I need in life
Is my boys and my tub
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub

Hey-o! I'm Tommy
And I'm nineteen
I like to lift weights
And wear sunscreen
SPF 100?
I hope it's in stock!
'Cause I rub it on my nips
And the bell-end of my cock

The public, the media
They're on our side
With skin so white
We got nothing to hide
TV, and movies, they're made for us
This lack of pigment is a major plus

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
Jerome almost let me
Have a sip of his brew

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
We're boilin' in the juh
Cooking like a stew

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
Here, we're chillin' in the tub and
Thank God they're nude!

I'm Tommy!
I'm Ethan!
And I'm Jerome!
Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm thirty-seven
I've been blessed with
These sweet blonde boys from heaven
Uh bought me and the boys
Some blonde hair dye
Now we get the ladies wet

Like a slip n' slide
When I was their age
I didn't have many friends
But these sweet moist boys
Keep me up on the trends
They like to call me dad
But I say no!
Can't they see who I am?
I'm just another blonde bro!

Sun-kissed hair
Like a can of soda, exploded
And coated my head in goldin'
Like molten lava flowin'
The blonde beauty is growin'
LeBron's envy is showin'
Because his girlfriend's the one

That I'm blowing
Hair like bananas
And we're hot as the Sun
Sittin' in the tub, man, I'm hard as a gun
Girls like blonde hair
And they like my dick
So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get some dick!
I mean suck my
I meant get my dick sucked

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
I've got the complexion
Of an albino baboon

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
To clarify earlier in the song
I didn't mean to say get dick
I meant talking about a girl

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do!
I'm much older than the others
But I'm part of the crew

I'm Tommy!
I'm Ethan!
And I'm Jerome!
Here's a one-way ticket

To the blonde boy zone!

As the hot one of the bunch
I tend to stay erect
If you're thinking 3-inches
Then you're thinking correct
I have the thickest yogurt slinger
Of our bleached blonde dongs
(Enough about your cob, man
Get back to the song)
We're splishin', we're splashin'

Just frickin' around
We're the raddest! Baddest!
Blonde hunks in town
I'm like a muscular boy
But I'm a bit more chub
But as long as I'm blonde
I'm still in the club

Blonde boys rule the world
Blonde boys get the girls
Blonde boys call the shots

Y'know OJ was, uhh, was innocent
Wait, what?

Blonde boys pay the bills
Blonde boys live the thrills
Blonde boys make the bank

You know, you guys, I agree
The glove didn't fit, there's no way he could have done it

Blonde boys rock the stage
Blonde boys love the Cage
Blonde boys love the tub

M-my dad said the Jews
Staged the Moon landing?

Blonde boys lift the weights
Blonde boys go on dates
Blonde boys run the town

Come on, boys
Let's, uh
Let's get our prune on, down in the tub
Well, I was actually gonna ask you about that
See, my dad's got ghost club in the woods tonight
So there's no sheets on my bed, and I was wondering
If I could maybe stay with you?
Well of course, you can, Ethan!
Tommy, you wanna join?
Haha, yes!